You Might Be a Redneck...

... If, to escape the heat of your non-air conditioned home, you grab leftover pizza from the fridge and sit in lawn chairs in your front yard (because you don't actually have an adult-sized picnic table) and eat your supper while the neighbors drive by and look at you and your kids alternate between eating their food and jumping in the near-by kiddie pool to cool off.

Ah, yep. That would be us. :o)